Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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