Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Then you guys just all showered together...?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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