she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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