At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
