were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
