new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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