Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
