didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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