I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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