I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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