i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I can't turn off my feet"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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