these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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