you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
