I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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