She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just want nice things and good sex
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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