Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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