remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
is it fun? or sober?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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