based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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