i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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