I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We need to get me chipped asap
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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