It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my sisters under your porch take her home
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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