idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just googled if crying burns calories
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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