Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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