found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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