I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's never too late to be topless.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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