im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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