What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i will never coherently bang her
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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