i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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