I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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