I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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