you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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