Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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