Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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