i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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