hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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