oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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