Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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