onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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