and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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