He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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