the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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