Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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