Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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