I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
