let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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