I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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