Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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