there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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