You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He? As in you personified your dick?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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