So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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