Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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