I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
